I had to share this sign Don’t Piss Off the Fairies, as it has thoroughly amused me. Some ingenious and enterprising person at Etsy is selling them. Ahh, to have a garden to put this in – a sad fact of life living in London. It wouldn’t quite have the same feel stuck in a plant pot on my terrace.
In the world of Four and Twenty Blackbirds, I would love this sort of sign to be so common as to be unremarkable (“common-a-garden” – literally. I know, I know, apologies on the groanworthy pun). It could be the equivalent of a sign that says Beware of Dog.